delicious.

the-arcane-lombax:

forever-pretty-awkward:

jackfrostswhore:

so-relatable:

1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.

He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.

2. Veruca Salt is greed.

She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.

3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.

She’s always boasting.

4. Mike Teavee is sloth.

He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV

5. Grandpa Joe is envy.

He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).

6. Charlie is lust.

Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.

7. … and Wonka is wrath.

He punishes everyone for their flaws.

my life is over now

My mind is blown

And there goes my sanity

tyleroakley:

decaffeinate-o:

I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS.

3ridan:

do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to

naziturtle:

instagrampa:

how to excite a large crowd of white people:

• play don’t stop believin’ by journey

this is so accurate it isnt even funny

gamerbabe:

kawaiifive-oh:

yungbardock:

power stance

I see your power stance and raise you

a majestic mermaid

lmao! we’ve all had them

butasparrow:

touchmypopsicle:

it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

the second one was kind of unexpected

but no one is disagreeing 

“I’m from Kansas General, that’s about as American as it gets.”

what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

you mean like the movie Memento